A Poem About T-Shirts (as waffling on about them is just pants and I need to fill this space with a bit of text)
My T-shirts are fab
My T-shirts are fun
My T-Shirts are fantastic
So go buy one
How To Take Care Of Your T-Shirt: Take it to fun places and let it experience life to the full, this will keep the t-shirt happy forever and ever. It also expects you to be nice to people at all times otherwise it will twist your nipples until they fall off.
Love T-Shirts: We all love a t-shirt and at the moment there's just two available to buy but soon there will be squillions and squillions.